the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help
love DOESN’T make you want to sink your teeth in? Okaaaaayyyy. weirdo
Waluigi Headcanon:
You know what I love about Waluigi?
Mario, Luigi, Wario, Peach, they’re all “star children” blessed with great power according to established canon. This is why they’re capable of doing all the crazy things they do. Waluigi, though? He’s just a guy. Multiple games specifically state he trains extremely hard to match their raw power with his honed skill. It’s specified he often cheats because he believes everyone else is already cheating, and you can see why he’d feel that way. According to Charles Martinet, the character’s driving motivation is one of self-pity.
It’s also repeatedly stated that Waluigi’s rivalry with Luigi is self-proclaimed. This is because it’s something of an act; the only way to garner attention in a Mario World. Despite his athletic talent, his showman’s charisma, his flare for the dramatic, the only way he could ever even get close to the spotlight he craves was by dressing up as Luigi’s “rival.” In-fact, if you look closely at the fellow’s clothing in official high renders, you’ll notice signs that it’s hand-made. The iconic upside-down “L” for example is a cheap sticker, slightly peeling at one corner. He hates the Mario Bros for “forcing” him to ride on their coattails, and intentionally antagonizes them as a result. If you can’t play the hero, you may as well settle for the heel.
TL;DR:
Nobody cared who Waluigi was until he put on the overalls.
pizza tower is old nickelodeon while sugary spire is old cartoon network. i can’t explain it
This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history
Cannot believe I found this in the wild
Found at Santiago, Chile
Terezi: DUD3 1 KNOW YOU S41D YOU W3R3N’T F33L1NG GOOD BUT YOU H4V3 TO COM3 OV3R 4 GNOM3 1S L3TT1NG US T4K3 SHOTS OUT OF H1S H4T
reblog to kill god faster
quick before his health bar resets & he switches to his second attack pattern!
ROUND 2: JERMA (vegas) VS MOUNT VESUVIUS (pompeii)
WHITE BOY has OUTRUN THE ERUPTION